Why I love my commute, part 2

This house is right across from the other poorly-planned house on my commute through hillbilly country.

I can just imagine the planning that went into this.

George: Let's close off that door on the side of the house.
Bertha:  Ok, what do we do outside?
George:  I have some extra siding in the shed.
Bertha:  Is it the right color?
George:  No. but I'm in a hurry, NASCAR is coming on in 10 minutes.
Bertha:  Slap it up there and bring me a Bud Light.  I'm busy watching reruns of Jerry Springer, my sister's on this one.